Its already rated R, why do we gotta sensor all the monster dicks? I mean I would be more scared if this demon beast trying to kill me...

Like whats the point in having soccer in the Olympics if there's already a world cup? If i was in charge of Olympics there wouldn't be...

So today I was strolling past a light rail stop, and there's a drinking fountain, and this guy standing at the drinking fountain had...

What's the deal with the traffic signs in walmart? Have you seen the "don't shop this way" signs, fuck that, walmart is obviously too...

I have a hypothesis but don't know enough math to prove it. I think the endless trail of digits in Pi is what causes static in radio...

(smokes a bowl)... I think the biggest misconception about tripping on lsd is the "Expand your mind" phrase, its become so cliche' and...

Linkin Park would've been more interesting if both vocalists had to share a single microphone