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How many simultaneous frequencies can the human ear hear?
I don't fucking know, but if I had to think about it... It depends on how you space them out on the membrane that is producing them. Like...
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Jul 6, 2023
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Is football is for retards?
I'm talking about american football, not the respectable international sport futbol. Firstly they need to change the name to hand egg,...
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Jul 6, 2023
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Doesn't matter if Michael Jackson did it
Firstly, I simply don't think Michael Jackson molested anyone. But more importantly, I don't think it matters. Literally every single...
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Feb 6, 2023
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Are VPN's a lie?
All internet infrastructure is built by governments, whatever cables or fiber optic connecting between ISP's, satellites, etc, the...
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Feb 2, 2023
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One huge commonality Hitler and Jesus share
Hitler and Jesus have one huge thing in common that I have never read or heard anyone ever talk about. They both came at the advent of...
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Jan 28, 2023
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Eminem's daughter is a Juggalo
Everyone and their mom already knows Eminem and ICP had beef back in the day, and then it kinda just faded away. Although there wasn't...
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Jan 24, 2023
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Elon Musk is a fabricated character
Firstly, Elon Musk isn't a real engineer, he's just a trust fund rich kid who made lucky investments on other people's inventions. He's...
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Jan 22, 2023
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Hoe Rogan
Joe Rogan is a fake intellectual meat head. Don't get me wrong, I think his standup comedy is hilarious, but his podcast is horse shit....
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Jan 10, 2023
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Is Nirvana lame now?
I'm so sick of seeing Nirvana t-shirts. I have always respected Nirvana, I like their music, but I've never been a "huge" fan. I think...
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Nov 25, 2022
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The Darker Ages
I think once the sun burns out it will still be hot for a long ass time after, so it will be constantly dark outside but we'll be good...
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Jan 28, 2022
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Matrix 4
I changed my mind. Originally I thought this movie was weak. But after a few more watches I have come to see how perfect this movie...
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Jan 27, 2022
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Thanks Takings
My movie pitch just got green lit to be a 700 million dollar budget film called Thanks Takings, it happens the day after black friday,...
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Jan 27, 2022
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Itchy 8 ball
I think billiards tables will hit 2 dollars within our life time. Soon they will all be equipped with credit card readers. Next thing...
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Jan 27, 2022
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Robotic Referees
So I've been brain storming hmm how can two different sports be played on the same field simultaneously in a cross shape fashion, and...
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Jan 23, 2022
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Photographic Memory Foam Technology
I always cringe when people say they have photographic memory cause I usually doubt it, but I guess I'd say if I had any sort of super...
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Jan 23, 2022
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Tupac is alive
I haven't done any research to see if anyone has pointed this out already, but I was just listening to Tupac and noticed, he said...
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Jan 23, 2022
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Dating site for singularities
I have two concepts of singularities that I made up. Firstly the two that usually get tossed around, the idea that super computers will...
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Jan 23, 2022
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Funeral knick knack store
I have an important announcement, ladies and gentlemen and other pending identities of the internet, this weekend will be the grand...
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Jan 23, 2022
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Maybe Science
I think if magnets have the right filter they could attract specific materials other than metal. like wool attracts hair, rice attracts...
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Jan 23, 2022
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Fancy people
"I'm just a little on the fence with Kathy Lee Gifford's policy on reanimating aborted fetuses and raising them to be pet companions for...
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Jan 23, 2022
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