I have this philosophy, but trying to fit it into a sequence shaped tangent is difficult. i don't think humans go directly to heaven...

Save your receipt or find one on the floor. go there during lunch or dinner rush, go up to one of the cashiers and say you still haven't...

I am coming to the conclusion that the chicken came first, not the egg. Every organism in existence continuously evolves when faced with...

Breaking the myth about time changing speed in black hole, it doesn't, like you might think if you were in a ship falling into a black...

Its already rated R, why do we gotta sensor all the monster dicks? I mean I would be more scared if this demon beast trying to kill me...

Like whats the point in having soccer in the Olympics if there's already a world cup? If i was in charge of Olympics there wouldn't be...

So today I was strolling past a light rail stop, and there's a drinking fountain, and this guy standing at the drinking fountain had...

What's the deal with the traffic signs in walmart? Have you seen the "don't shop this way" signs, fuck that, walmart is obviously too...

I have a hypothesis but don't know enough math to prove it. I think the endless trail of digits in Pi is what causes static in radio...

(smokes a bowl)... I think the biggest misconception about tripping on lsd is the "Expand your mind" phrase, its become so cliche' and...

Linkin Park would've been more interesting if both vocalists had to share a single microphone